Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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