At least make sure they are 18
Why
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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