At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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