Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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