Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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