He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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