You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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