Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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