i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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