So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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