let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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