Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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