But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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