they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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