The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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