dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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