drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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