Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
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