i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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