I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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