How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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