I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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