i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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