We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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