Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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