I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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