Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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