Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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