I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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