How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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