We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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