did you get engaged???
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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