I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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