chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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