so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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