I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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