Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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