This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
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I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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