You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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