Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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