Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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