I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
