That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This girl is more easily done than said...
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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