So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm sobbing to NWA
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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