Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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