All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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