hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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