We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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