and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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