used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Boobs are out for the taking
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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