found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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