this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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