Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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