so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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