On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I want to fling myself into the sun
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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