Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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