this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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