U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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