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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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