Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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