sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
