So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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