If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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